The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight 
attendant gave the passengers the usual information 
regarding seat belts, etc .

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip 
while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take 
you safely to your destination." 

Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 
"Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?" 

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, 
he said "Did I understand you right? 
Is the captain a woman?" 

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire 
crew is female." 

"My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch 
and sodas. I don't know what to think with only 
women up there in the cockpit." 

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, 
"We No Longer Call It The Cock Pit."
"It's The Box Office"