Dump male flight attendants

Dump the male flight attendants. 
No one wanted them in the first 
place.

Replace all the female flight 
attendants with good-looking 
strippers! What the hell, they 
don't even serve food anymore, 
so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least 
triple the alcohol sales and get 
a 'party atmosphere' going in the 
cabin. And, of course, every 
businessman in this country would 
start flying again, hoping to see 
naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight 
attendants wouldn't need a salary, 
thus saving even more money. I suspect 
tips would be so good that we could 
charge the women for working the plane 
and have them kick back 20% of the 
tips, including lap dances and 'special 
services.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the 
planes for fear of seeing naked women. 
Hijackings would come to a screeching 
halt, and the airline industry would 
see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation 
if we handle it right -- a golden 
opportunity to turn a liability into 
an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? 
Why do I still have to do everything 
myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton